The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!