- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to have a V8

The power to glow... in the dark...

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

Pointless Super Powers