The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!