- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

the power to turn into amy rose

The power that turns farts into music.

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to see white objects in off white.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to have a V8

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to never finish what you sta...

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

Pointless Super Powers