The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!