- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to only be able to eat poop

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to fly but only in your room

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The ability to change your weight

the power to kill yourself

The power to be super jewish

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to know where the beef is

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

Pointless Super Powers