- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

the power to eat people :D

The power to not write pointless powers.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to not be color blind.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to not exercise.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power of night-blindness.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

Pointless Super Powers