the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!