The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to smell water.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to take edible shits.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!