The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to change your weight

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!