- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only be able to eat poop

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power of night-blindness.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The ability to die on command.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

Pointless Super Powers