The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to smell water.

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The power to take edible shits.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!