The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!