The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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to be shitty

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to take edible shits.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!