- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the abillity to fart at will

The power to walk through the opened doors

the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

the power to shit cellulose

the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

The ability to pee while sleeping.

The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

The power to make your feet stink like crazy

The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

The power to cure a ham

The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

The power to moonwalk backwards

The power of walking on land

the power to shit brixs!

the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

The power to put both socks on at the same time.

The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

Pointless Super Powers