the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The power to cure a ham

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The power of walking on land

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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the power to shit brixs!

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!