the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to cure a ham

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The power of walking on land

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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the power to shit brixs!

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!