The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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to do nothing

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!