The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to become black!

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!