the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to become black!

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to smell water.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!