- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

Having the power to stand still

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to teleport yourself one step away

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to become black!

The power to not have a brain!

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

Pointless Super Powers