The power of being pointless

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to turn into random objects

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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to do nothing

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!