The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power of women's rights.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!