The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The ability to not live forever

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!