The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The ability to not live forever

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!