The power to call police only when already killed.

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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Turning wine into water.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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the abillity to fart at will

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!