The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!