- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to elect George W Bush.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to control your own limb movement

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

Pointless Super Powers