- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power of dying whenever you want.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

the power to not have super powers...

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The power to look like yourself

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The ability to not live forever

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

Pointless Super Powers