The power to be able to never have a power.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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Having the power of a normal human

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to eat food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!