the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to eat food.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!