The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!