The power to not do it.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to become yourself

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!