- Pointless Super Powers

the power to talk backwards

The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to forget what your superpower is

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

Third armpit.

The power to not do it.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The power to become yourself

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!