Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!