Dejavu

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to not do it.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the power to not have super powers...

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!