The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to scare female plants.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to not do it.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to become yourself

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!