The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to do nothing with your life.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to science.

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

Power to not have any power.

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to have a atomic fart

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

X ray vision on chairs

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

the power to beathe

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!