the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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Dejavu

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!