a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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the power to hate disney stars

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!