The power to punch that like button

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!