- Pointless Super Powers

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

-9

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

-95

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

+146

The power to make lie the ultimate truth

+146

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

+144

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

+142

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

the power to do two suicide bombings

The power to science.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to have a atomic fart

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

the power to beathe

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.