- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The Power To Fly Without control

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

the power to be super ugly

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

Pointless Super Powers