The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to lock open doors

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!