- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to die using only your mind.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The power to open any door by using the proper key.

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

the power to be super ugly

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

Pointless Super Powers