ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!