The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!