- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to be a gamer

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to stick your head up your ass

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to turn water into wine.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

Pointless Super Powers