Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to be powerless

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!