- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to be dead

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to divide by zero

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power to let someone control your dick

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to pee poop

Pointless Super Powers